Monday, January 21, 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen...

........we are currently experiencing turbulence please return to your seats and tighten your seat belts.....

Why does that always happen just when I finally get that cup of coffee I´ve been so waiting for, only to see it slop over the sides into the saucer destroying that little paper napkin, and worse my shortbread biscuits!

Is it a normal phenomina that turbulence starts approximately 1 hour into the flight when food is being delivered...a bit like the announcements that pop in just when you are about to find out who killed who in the in flight film...

I suppose its because we are all now routined, and enjoy the routine...so when that announcement comes through !, well we sigh ! and click annoyed with our tongues at the inconvenience.....and wait for the roller coasting to stop, hoping to retain a clean jacket, shirt , tie and heaven forbid trousers !





 

1 comment:

  1. Doh! First Class and Business Class passengers, you are always complaining. You never see anyone down the back of the aircraft whining, do you?

    Of course not because we plebs get to suck our coffee out of your sodden napkins...

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